Why excessive masterbation is bad for you
Posted by: mozey on: October 9, 2007
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The one and only reason:
1: It will cause unbalanced growth in muscles!!
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October 11, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Thank God for masturbation. To quote a classic long-running skit on “Hee Haw,”……
“If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.”
Use as directed. May cause pimples, abnormal hair growth on palms, blindness, changes in vision, and social anxiety disorder..
-Kendall
October 11, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Get a girlfriend. Then you can use one hand on her, and one hand on you. That’ll balance it out.
Or better yet, let her do it for you.
October 11, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Excessive masturbation leads to poor spelling, such as the inability to spell masturbation correctly.
October 11, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL PEAPLE, NEVER LICKD SPELLING, WILL NEVER LIYCK SPELLING, IN MY MUTHER TOUGQUE AND IN INGLISHE.
I should get a bunch of fellow techies who cant spell and go on one of those paraydes!.
“WE’RE HERE, WE CANT SPELL, YOU DONT LIKE IT, GO TO HELL”
October 12, 2007 at 11:04 am
I just stumbled across your blog and I love it. Keep it going! Coming here is a good pick me up for those crappy days. And you better bet I’ll be coming back for more. 
November 2, 2007 at 1:10 am
you know guys ( masterbation is a god sent )
but i prefere having fun the right way !
you know what i mean ………!
loved your blog guys !!
i’ll come back later.
March 13, 2008 at 4:14 am
well masterbation can help if you dont have a stregnht in you left use your left hand in masterbating because of thing your left hand can gain control so if you are player you want to develop your left hand use your left hand in masterbating
April 7, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Most people say they do masturbation in order for them to deal with the stress. There is that belief that it can cure the stress, thereby exciting oneself.
July 4, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Dont fool yourselves.Masturbation is bad.if you have stress rather turn to God
December 5, 2008 at 9:24 pm
This is a serious problem with young people, and it can cause emotional problems.
Sadly so many people just want someone to tell they what they want to hear, and that is not good. If you are caught-up in this habit, stop! You can get an infection, and it also leads to poor self-esteem.
A person caught up in this insidious practice, needs to pray about getting out of it.
December 20, 2008 at 1:55 am
I would not advise anyone to get caught up in this practice, male or female.
People make jokes about it, but it is not funny.
The human body is supposed to be God’s temple, and if you defile it, you will pay the consequences.
December 26, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Masturbation is wrong under any justifications it is shameful and a health hazard better stop before is to late to retrace your steps be warned
February 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
stop using God as an excuse, dumb people!
we all know that’s masturbation is only bad when it’s too much!
but as long as we’re talking about pleasing one self, it’s totally okay.
it’s fine to explore your body, you’re good spots and all.
so you know what you want.
March 13, 2009 at 3:02 am
Masturbation… Is a touchy subject but it is awesome. Every nite before I go to bed I tug it because it tires me out and it just makes me want to sleep. Also, I jerk it once I wake up, you know to make sure my shlong still works. Then once again in the shower to “clean” to pipes. Afterwards, I slam it at lunch mostly because I’m bored at that time. Then after I eat supper I look up new porn updates on the internet and jerk it. Rise and repeat.
April 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm
gods temple is in are soul not are livers or intestine thats why god said its not what goes into your mouth but what comes out of it that defiles the temple
masturbation is both healthy & normal
don’t listen to these jealous morons
they are married to ugly woman who would beat them senseless if they got caught masturbating
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October 11, 2007 at 6:51 pm
learn how to use both arms